My fellow art lovers,
nobody does art like Kamilari. Nobody. We have the best paintings, the best sculptures, even the olives are more creative here—believe me. Some people say, “Donald, is it really art?” I say—look at it! It’s tremendous.
We’ve got the biggest canvases, the best sunsets—natural lighting, folks. The fake galleries in Paris? Overrated. Kamilari is the new capital of culture.
So come to the exhibition. Buy some art. Or just pretend to understand it—like everybody else.
Make Art. Make Wine. Make Kamilari Great Again.